THIS WEBPAGE IS CERTIFIED "KIND OF ACCURATE"
Most of the information above is certified accurate as of now, but the guys at the troop may change their mind this Thursday and like, never tell me, so how am I supposed to make sure it is accurate when nobody tells me anything?  For example, I think the spelling of Coast Guard  may be accurate, but the dates and people and directions may not be.  For all I know, they are going to Trenton this weekend.  Probably they will come around the house Saturday night as usual and catcall "nayh nayh the website is hosed again" then I hear squealing of tires and look out to see their tail-lights.  Yeah, like that's never happened before. Don't think I don't know who you are.  I mean it.  Seriously. I'm taking names.  This time anyhow, I mean it...